Walk the talk

I was watching television before I got irked up by boring programs and switched on my laptop. And when I recollect what I watched on television, I remember this ad of 'walk when you talk' of a cellular company, which says we need to walk while we talk for physical exercise. The ad ends with a complacent exclamation of 'wow! what an idea!' which leaves us wondering 'wow! really, what an idea?'. We need to walk while we talk on the cell and end up breaking our legs or losing our life in the cross traffic or drown ourselves in the open potholes of the road. We need to walk while we talk in our neighborhood and lose conscious of our surroundings and we need to walk while we talk in our house and lose focus on the important matter over the phone and end up making mistakes and getting depressed. Whoever said concentration is the pillar of success obviously never reaped these surprising benefits of walk when you talk. The ad makes us ponder if its plotters have some secret contract with hospitals and doctors that they will boost the medical business as people keep breaking their legs and heads while walk talking or talk walking; which ofcourse, has less probability to happen as ten percent of people with ninety percent of perversion will never listen to anybody and the rest ninety percent normal people with ten percent of perversion have enough sense not to follow anything foolish.

P.S: There is a warning for this ad which runs beneath the screen and occupies one by hundredth part of the screen, just like my post script in this web page.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall......

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.